I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
[the crowd boos]
Someone in the back: GET OFF THE STAGE
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Me: Man I wish you could massage my prostate :/
Monkey paw deep within my ass: (curls finger)i took actual IRL damage from reading this post
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J.K. Rowling why do you do this to yourself and more importantly to others
PLEASE QUIT THIS SHIT, JOWLING KOWLING ROWLING!! STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS!!
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Why did I laugh this hard.
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